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Best Slime Toys


Slime could be the most perfect toy ever created. It serves zero purpose, is completely wasteful, and ruins almost everything it touches, whether that be clothes, action figures or wallpaper. Of most playthings, slime is probably the one practically all adults can agree they want nothing to do with, and they sincerely dont realize why children do. Its simple, really. Gross is great.

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Because all kids of a certain age inherently love messes, slime hasnt really left the marketplace since Mattel first made and marketed it in 1978 (ironically, a period when shag carpeting and fuzzy wallpaper were fashionable). Toy manufacturers have input it to good use in a variety of products, all of which were as awesome since they were messy and disgusting, and so they were pretty messy and disgusting. Here are some of the greatest.

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Simple, perfect and neon green, the first Slime deserves its fame. It had been cheap enough that you will didnt need your parents permission to get it, which is a positive thing as most of them would prefer to you played with an outrageous bear than bring a can from it into your home. The slime craze am strong that you could purchase snack-size samples of it in vending machines for a quarter, just in case you needed a fix at Safeway you could hide in your pocket.